Jul 12, 20231 minThe Clown Of L1There's a clown in L1 who sings into a broken microphone. He has an Oscar trophy (legitimate or replica, I do not know) that he often...
Jul 12, 20232 minThe BardThere's a chap on bold street who's pitched up outside a Mexican eatery 6 days out of the 7. He wears a poncho and a sombrero and sings...
Jul 12, 20231 minLone RangerGlen Nevis campsite. Me (Turkish), Batman, Bruce, and Specs, have rolled into the bar. Inside, a place of ale, chips and good chat....
Jul 12, 20232 minFree Willy"Life! It's your choice" A granola bar wrapper in blue packaging was thrust at the screen. It's backdrop - rugged mountain terrain and...
Jul 12, 20234 minDoggy Doo Poo"how you settling in?" Shaggy's ears flopped about his face. His eyes, old and sagging looked the new one over. Management had brought...
Jul 12, 20232 minAsda500gmildcheddarThe following was found in the code of a Mach Pak 3000 processing unit after it ceased production following a solar storm. port...
Jul 12, 20232 minThe KeeperThe flowers were in bloom and there was work to be done. The seasons end was fast approaching and time was not a luxury they could...
Mar 10, 20235 minSeasonsHe was sat in the canteen. It was lunch time and Harry Hills TV shite was on the screen behind him. Unconvincing laughter spilled out of...