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The Clown Of L1

There's a clown in L1 who sings into a broken microphone. He has an Oscar trophy (legitimate or replica, I do not know) that he often...

The Bard

There's a chap on bold street who's pitched up outside a Mexican eatery 6 days out of the 7. He wears a poncho and a sombrero and sings...

Lone Ranger

Glen Nevis campsite. Me (Turkish), Batman, Bruce, and Specs, have rolled into the bar. Inside, a place of ale, chips and good chat....

Free Willy

"Life! It's your choice" A granola bar wrapper in blue packaging was thrust at the screen. It's backdrop - rugged mountain terrain and...

Doggy Doo Poo

"how you settling in?" Shaggy's ears flopped about his face. His eyes, old and sagging looked the new one over. Management had brought...

Asda500gmildcheddar

The following was found in the code of a Mach Pak 3000 processing unit after it ceased production following a solar storm. port...

Another Day

What day was it? He had no idea. The candle was burnt out and the window was open. Several fags were on the floor in front of him. Each...

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Achoo

Fools Always pushing things Testing boundaries Taking the piss Fucking idiots Never mind that now Too late Plenty of time later to curse...

Fly On The Wall

The fly on his wall was watching him write. He had no way of proving it, yet there It was, watching him write. At first, he had been...

Change

Hilda sat cold next to him on the sofa facing the window. Body stiff, she was an empty vessel. Her hand numb in his, the love gone, the...

Peter's Pickle Shop

Peters Pickle Shop was three doors down from Richie’s Roofing and Rivets. A fine establishment where one could purchase rivets by the ib...

The Days That Were

The blinking watch face lit up Ern’s face. 19:10. He was awake at 04:00. A one-hour commute each way and a twelve- and half-hour shift....

The Detective

The crime scene was still full of pedestrians when the detective arrived. Each of them going about their day to day. None of them phased...

Hatchlings & Saplings

For 11 long months he had watched on as his master had grafted and slaved away. Day in, day out. Come rain, come shine, his master was...

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